If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
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Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
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Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
we should paint friendship bongs
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