Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Randomize
