just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
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just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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