your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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