Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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