you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
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Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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