So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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