I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
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Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
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Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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