I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize