Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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