If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
sex in a hospital.. check
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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