My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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