We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
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I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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