I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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