Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
just tell him i said nine months
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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