You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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