I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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