I am full of burrito and curiosity
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Enjoy the penises
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Randomize
