If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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