at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
