If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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