oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
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After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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