Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
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