are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You're completely useless in the revolution.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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