Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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