windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
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I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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