Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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