Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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