But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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