So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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