Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
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I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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