Porn is love you can see.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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