I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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