In the future we'll all be gay
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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