it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
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ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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