And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
not ubering you a puppy
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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