No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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