these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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