There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
So. Much. Porn.
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