Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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