i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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