so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
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While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
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Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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