I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
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I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
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Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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