I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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