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Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
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Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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