so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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