the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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