Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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