This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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