And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
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I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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