You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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