How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
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Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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