shes about as inviting as chlamydia
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
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you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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