I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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