The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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